Birthday Wishes
- THE BIRTHDAY GENT: Right so you're turning 24 on the 24th. It's quite a special day isn't it?
- ME: Yes! Very -
- THE BIRTHDAY GENT: Good. Alright then, tell me..
- ME: Tell you what?
- THE BIRTHDAY GENT: Your desired birthday present, what do you want for your -
- ME: Girls in Yoga Pants.
- THE BIRTHDAY GENT: Sorry what?
- ME: Girls in Yoga Pants. And no Grandma Panties please, that's completely counterintuitive. A thong at the most and that's it.
- There's a Beat.
- THE BIRTHDAY GENT: So you want...
- ME: Yes.
- THE BIRTHDAY GENT: Women in.. *Clears Throat* Alright well I guess I'll get on that then.
- ME: Sthanks ya very much.
- END.

